The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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