At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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