I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I need to calm my uterus...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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