There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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