It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
