ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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