Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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