I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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