You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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