His pubic hair was longer than his dick
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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