god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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