just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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