You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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