ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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