hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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