they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
