I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling