I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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