Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Someone came in the potted fern
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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