Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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