I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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