I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I enjoy the company of your penis
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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