so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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