I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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