I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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