I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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