i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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