I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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