she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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