Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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