If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.