i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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