I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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