Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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