i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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