Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.