i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I got inside last night via doggy door
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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