That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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