There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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