No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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