cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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