Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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