Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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