But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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