I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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