i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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