She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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