oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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