SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
