brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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