I'm jealous of your bromance
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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