What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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