it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Success! We fucked roommates!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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