Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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