About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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